Holiday Cheating Visa
Cheating sucks (literally)… but is it wrong to cheat on a holiday?
The answer I think comes do to whether or not you can handle the guilt.
If you can’t (like me) – then cheating is NOT for you. Simple.
But for those who can, let me present to you the Official Rules of Cheating on Holiday…
Rule #1. Cheating Visa
Seann-William Scott introduced us to the ‘areacode rule’ in the film, Road Trip. It’s similar to that. If you travel overseas, your cheating visa is activated. When you return home, it’s deactivated.
Rule #2. Condom Protection
ALWAYS bag-up. If you break this rule you MUST get checked before banging your missus when you get home. If you’re riddled with Herpes, it’s time to breakup or confess.
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Rule #3. Deal With the Guilt
Cheating is the easy bit. Living with guilt can be hard. Do NOT tell her just to get it off your chest. Man up, and own your actions.
Yes, confessing might make you feel better but you’ll end up hurting your missus, all because you couldn’t keep your mouth shut (and d*ck in your pants).
And that’s not really fair is it?!
Rule #4. What Goes Abroad, STAYS abroad!
Maintaining contact with the holiday fling(s) is completely forbidden.
Keep it to yourself and remember, as soon as land on home turf, the ‘Cheating Visa’ is deactivated.
I’ve spoke to a high number of people (mostly lads) who swear cheating on their partners has actually HELPED their relationship, as it keeps things fresh, fun and exciting.
And it turns out there’s a ton of studies to back the players up, too.
Cheating isn’t for everyone though, so remember, if you don’t think you’d be able to handle the guilt, don’t bother…
But if you’re a heartless player who’s horny as f*ck, do it… Just make sure you follow the rules.
Related: For a slightly better understanding as to why we cheat, check out the video below…
And for any women reading this, check this out…