Lads Holiday Characters: The 18 types of men
This legend booked the trip and sorted the cab to the airport. Without him, there wouldn’t be a holiday.
He’s either been out of the game for so long, or is still a virgin. It’s a team effort to get him laid.
This lads chats so much sh*t his own ass gets jealous.
He’s a funny b*stard but make sure you’re not in the firing line, as things can get bad, fast!
The Ladies Man
This lad can pull women for fun and it’s sickening to watch.
He’s not interested in getting laid or p*ssed. This lad is here to take pics of temples and viewpoints…
He’s probs all ball and no tool, that doesn’t stop him flopping it out whenever he gets the chance.
The Dirty Dog
This filthy sod knows where all the stripclubs and brasshouses are. He’s no stranger to a night at the pound-a-pot back home too.
This lad will be half cut before you’ve even boarded the flight. Loves Jager bombs, women with hard fellas and getting arrested
He’s a danger on a trip – but can come in handy if you get caught up in a ruck.
He’ll greet the bouncers when he arrives at the clubs and make friends with anyone and everyone.
He’s the class clown of the group who’s grade-A banter will keep everyone entertained the entire trip.
He’ll say he’s “pacing” himself a lot, but will sneak off early every night to get back and speak to his missus.
Second this lad gets on the dancefloor, he ain’t getting off and the whole club’s in for treat (or not).
He’s been training months for a chance to show off his guns and wears clothes two sizes too small.
The Tight Ass
This lad’s never bought a round in his life and will dodge whipping out his wallet whenever it’s his turn.
He’s the skint, penny pincher who spunked his budget in the first couple of days and is now forced to scrounge.
The Soppy Sod
This loser loves a holiday romance and will ditch the lads for his holiday fling at the first opportunity.