Our man, Paul Ross takes on Dark Souls hot wing challenge at MeatLiquor, London

“EAT THE F****** BONES!!!” I shout at Paul – who’s crying like a wuss! He’s in pain, but powering through… in fact we’re winning!

He smiles at our etiquette coach, Rachel, who wipes streaming tears from his eyes – while he continues to demolish a plate of 20 blazing hot chicken wings!

Paul smashing through 20 super hot chicken wings at Meat Liquor
Paul smashing through 20 super hot chicken wings at Meat Liquor

The other guys at the table are left stunned at how fast our man is working through the spicy set.

Paul strips the last bit of chicken from one of MeatLiquor’s burning wings before stopping the clock at a record breaking 3 minutes, 38 seconds!

Paul survived the hot wing challenge and set new record (3 minutes, 38 seconds)
Paul survived the hot wing challenge and set new record (3 minutes, 38 seconds)

“He smashed it!” says the former record holder of the night. Even ex Big Brother stars, Alison Hammond and Kate Lawler (who’s just as hot as the wings) were impressed with his time.

Alison Hammond and Kate Lawler taking on the hot wings
Alison Hammond and Kate Lawler taking on the hot wings

We’d been invited to the launch party of Dark Souls III video game and our man, Paul took part in the super hot chicken wing challenge – hosted at one of MeatLiquor’s fantastic diners, in Angel, London.

Meat Liquor diner, London
Meat Liquor diner, London

The challenge runs until April 29 and the person with the fastest time wins a PS4 with a Dark Souls III Collector’s Edition.

The game – which is available on Xbox, Playstation and PC – is supposed to be extremely challenging… like the spicy wings.

Rachel celebrates with Paul after scoffing 20 hot wings
Rachel celebrates with Paul after scoffing 20 hot wings

We did get to have a play, but wasn’t very good at it – which I put down to having had one too many of MeatLiquor’s quirky cocktails.

Proud of Paul for "smashing it"
Proud of Paul for “smashing it”

Lucky for us, the chefs allowed us to order a couple of dishes which wasn’t coated in their killer sauce. Between the three of us, grabbed a dirty burger each, plate of chilli cheese fries and 12 barbecue wings. Inspired by Paul’s earlier efforts, we left nothing but a stack of bones – the food here is fantastic.

Three juicy burgers, yes please...
Three juicy burgers, yes please…

Unfortunately, before the night finished, we heard cheers coming from across the other side of the room.

Lads Holiday Guide’s time had been beaten by some tank who looked like one of the baddies from Mortal Kombat – he was hench!

 

We left shortly after feeling both full and drunk. Paul said he felt a little gutted he didn’t win.

 

Talking of guts… Actually, let’s not go there!

Coolest toilets on the planet?
Coolest toilets on the planet?

But visit MeatLiquor – seriously the toilets are shit hot.